So I s'pose Brass Castle ain't too bad if you forget about all the law-abiding nutcases around every corner. Seriously, it felt a little weird seein' a bunch of guys in armour all lookin' the same in one place again, but hell, what was I expecting? It wasn't like I wanted to go to Brass Castle, anyway, but Lalacle's just so damn convincing when she ( Read more... )

*looking much better than he did a month ago, but a little more pale from being stuck inside most of the time*

Tch, it's about time I got outta' there! Cooped up for long enough, 'ay? Never knew some feminine blonde twat could stab that bloody hard! ... Actually, I know of one feminine blonde moron that can, but hey, I don't like t'generalize. ... ( Read more... )

What the freakin’ hell is going on ‘round here?! Seriously, I duck outta’ things for my own personal little time with myself and figure, hell, nothing’ll happen ‘round here ‘cause there’s a sweet-as little festival, and now there’s damn burnt crap everywhere?!

Dammit, I’m the one who’s supposed to screw around with fire like a moron! Me! … But ( Read more... )

Man am I glad these shenanigans concernin' the Sun Rune are over with. Heh, being 'round here for a few years is seriously starting to make me hate True Runes. All they are is damn trouble! The Punishment Rune, the Beast Rune, and now this... But then again, runes full stop are bloody trouble. Fix the problem I get with hurting every damn time I ( Read more... )

... So, I have one thing to say! ... I was pushed.

I mean, I think the story's going around that I pushed the blonde guy, but that's totally not true! I was pushed into the blonde guy. By who!? The freakin' bathmaster himself! For all that talk about wanting to keep the peace, he sure did set us up... ugh. I'm not lying, either! I'm a terrible ( Read more... )

Ugh... no one make any sudden movements! ... I get pretty goddamn agitated when I'm hungover, so I'll pull a bloody sword out on you if you do anything funny. I'm not even joking, so don't push your freakin' luck, alright? Man, my head...

... Anyway, you know that thing everyone's been signin' up for on the bulletin board 'round here? Guess who ( Read more... )

*in... well, not his usual clothes, but not pigtails, either! Just casual pants, his white top and no ascot ;;;;*

Alright. Alright, since Nash so graciously refused to dirty another pair of clothes in one day, someone is gonna get my clothes back! I don't care who! I'm going to pay money. Think I'm kidding? I'm not! I want my freakin' clothes back ( Read more... )

*in pigtails, gritting his teeth a little as he sings with a pretty average singing voice*

♫ Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb... ♪ Mary had a little lamb, who lived on dry--

--AUGH, why do I keep putting my badassery on the line!? This sucks...! If I was a guy looking at me now? I would totally hit on myself...!

Man, is it good to be back! ... I mean, not that I hate it out at sea, but it was so damn cold half the time 'cause of those stupid winds. You know what? I hate the friggin' cold! Do I look like a pale dweeb that likes hangin' 'round shiverin' my ass off? No! I hate the snow, and while we're on that subject, I hate Snowe! My arm, my aaaaaaarm! ... ( Read more... )

I... I think I'm all good now. I seriously ain't got a clue what happened a couple of days ago. I mean... seriously. Clouds? Who cares about clouds!? And when would I ever be too lazy to fight!? That's just insane! Wh-whatever happened, it had better not happen again. Did someone poison me?? Maybe I should get 1Up to investigate for me. ... Now I ( Read more... )